May As Well

Come to think of it
I would do it
If I could get away with it
Never getting caught
Means the bait's been bought
Means a lesson's been taught
The lesson is how not
To get caught
How not
To rot away in a jail cell
Like wasting away in the depths of hell
I would do it
If it meant that nobody could tell
If it meant that nobody would tell
I would do it
And I may as well