Ficticious Boyfriend

I don't know why
Any guy
Would ask me
If I have a boyfriend
Does it matter
If I have a boyfriend?
And what if I just made one up
Just out of thin air?
Would it make me feel better
To have 'someone' there?
Pretending that 'they' care?
A reason to buy lace underwear?
A reason to blow-dry my hair?
A reason to dress up?
Put on makeup?
Who would I do this for
If there's nobody to do this for?